Christmas Lights Home Tour 2018

I am taking you on a tour of our house all lit up for Christmas this year so come join the tour. I also still want to keep you laughing, so I thought I’d include some quotes from my favorite Christmas movie.

I am excited to join my friend Brittany from Our Home Made Easy who is hosting today’s Christmas light home tour.

This was a year of firsts for me Christmas-ly speaking. A first time decorating any room other than our living room – including our master bedroom and even our back porch. It was also the first year I ever had more than one tree and the first year I had everything decorated by December 1.

Blogging is weird. It makes you do weird things.

Although I still owe you guys part two to our blogiversary house tour that I promised you, I just assume you guys will forgive me and come on this tour anyway, yeah?

I also don’t want you to get bored on my blog just looking at pictures, so I figured I’d throw in a couple of my favorite (mostly PG) one liners from my favorite Christmas movie ever. You should be able to tell by the end of this post which one it is.

CHARLOTTE’S ROOM

Looks great! Little full, lotta sap.

Why is the floor all wet, Todd?

MASTER BEDROOM

I love it here. You don’t have to put on your coat to go to the bathroom, and your house is always parked in the same place.

KITCHEN

I’m sorry. This is our family’s first kidnapping.

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out in the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.

LIVING ROOM

If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me. I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here, tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people. And I want him brought right here…with a big ribbon on his head. And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless………..he is.

Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.