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Meet carmen

Typically found covered in crumbs and generally pissed off about something, here you’ll find me and a very bearded dude renovating our own home.

I’m sassy, sarcastic, and whatcha see is whatcha get in every aspect of this website.

Our goal is to not only renovate our home and share the journey, but help you renovate your home or your home away from home (aka your vacation home!)

Welcome home, weirdo!